Boy’s Goodbye

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As I left the house this afternoon on my way to a play, all four of my roommates were sitting down to lunch. I said goodbye, and Boy shouted, “Bye, Poopie!” Mother said, “That is not nice. You may have hurt Deb’s feelings.” Mother wants us all to always be kind. Father said, “That isn’t funny and no one is laughing.” Mother said, “You need to think of a different way to say goodbye.” Boy and I looked at each other.

Boy is only allowed to use bathroom words in the bathroom. This means that often while he poops he is yelling, “POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP” because he is allowed to.

“Good bye, Noodle!” I shouted  to him. “Goodbye, Noodle!” He replied, even though we all, Mother and Father included, knew Poopie was a perfectly hilarious nickname.

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  1. Jeni Cakes Nut FreeOctober 23, 2017 at 8:44 AM

    Out of curiosity, have you taken up the charge to yell "POOOOOOP" when you are in the bathroom too?

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  2. SarahOctober 23, 2017 at 8:51 AM

    Boy said all the bathroom words as fast as he could when I saw him last night to get them all out of his mouth before he got in trouble.

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